Friday 19 July 2013

Fresh Joke

 AAP CHUTIYE HAIN --------
IS BACK !!

Agar aap gym mein Itna workout
karte hain ki aapki chest aapki
girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh
ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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ladki k chakkar me suicide karne
walo...saare brahmand ki nazron
me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE
HAIN
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Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9
dosto ko forward karke ye sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki
recharge pe recharge karaye ja rahe
hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh
baat maan lete hai ki woh JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rahi thi, isliye balance khatam
ho gaya ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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 agar aap software install karte
waqt Next-next click kar ke bina
dekhe add-ons install karte hain,
toh ask tool bar ke search box
me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN 
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Mumbai me rehkar"OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!"type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aaye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN 
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Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe
"halkat jawaani"gaana bajaake
naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain
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agar apne dosto ko chhod ke aap 24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse
rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke
hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!
Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone lete ho aur $1 cost ki wajah se
Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi
kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN


Itna Faadu msg padne ke baad bhi

agar isse Like & share nahi kara to 

kasam facebook ki AAP ............... .........

Wednesday 17 July 2013

Gang Rape

Faddu joke

PAPPU -: kesi ho...??

Girl: fine
.
PAPPU: missing me..?

Girl:-
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PAPPU: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai

Girl:-
.
PAPPU: aaj kaisa din guzra...??

Girl:-
.
PAPPU: busy ho...??

Girl: umhm
.
PAPPU:Koi pas hai...?

Girl: kaha na nahi :@
.
PAPPU: To gadhe ki bacchi saali jaban se

kuch bak to sahi, apne baap ki shaklay send
kr rahi hai,

Girl:

PAPPU RocK....Girl shock

Solid Bezti

Pappu & Ladki standing on the bus stop:

Pappu to ladki: nice lipistic

ladki : thanks

Pappu : nice top & jeans

ladki : thanks

.

Pappu : nice ear-ring

ladki : thanks
.
Pappu : nice neckless
.
Ladki : thank u so much BHAIYA:)) .

Pappu: kamaal hai fir bhi bilkul chudel lag rahi ho:D;);)

Thoko likes Pappu ke liye


Read at own risk

Ekdam new + faadu

Pappu was singing in toilet:-

"Kudiyan nu thag le,

Oh kudiyan nu thag le"…….

Wife Shouted:

"Kuute pehle thik se hagg le!"

Jo samaj gye Thoko likes


Pappu tailor

Mallika ne Pappu ko 1 rumal dekar kaha

mere 2 dress bana dena

Pappu ka confidence dekho :
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Madam baki k kpde ka kya karna hai..!! LOL !



Pappu 14th floor se neche gira Girte

waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me

apni wife ko

roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola

MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA

Pappu jokes



Pappu :- Teacher can I go to the

bathroom ?

Teacher:- ( correcting him ) "MAY" I
go to the bathroom ?

Pappu :- Miss , plz aap baad me chale
jaana ,

mera nikker me hi nikal jayega .


Passenger:"Tumne Mere Jeb

Me Hath Kyu Dala.. ??
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. Pappu:"Mujhe Machis Chahiye
Thi..
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. Pasenger:"Tum Mujhse Maang
Sakte The..
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. Pappu:"Mai Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta...

Pappu Rocks.. Passenger Shocks

Shadi ke Side effect


Ab tera Kya hoga Kaliya :P


choli ke piche kya he :P


Thanda Thanda Cool Cool :P


Jugaad


Chutiya Spotted






Bas kar Bachi Ki jaan loge kya :P 


Spider Man After Marriage

Spider Man After Marriage