Saturday 17 August 2013
Friday 19 July 2013
Fresh Joke
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN --------
IS BACK !!
Agar aap gym mein Itna workout
karte hain ki aapki chest aapki
girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh
ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
ladki k chakkar me suicide karne
walo...saare brahmand ki nazron
me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE
HAIN
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Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9
dosto ko forward karke ye sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki
recharge pe recharge karaye ja rahe
hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh
baat maan lete hai ki woh JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rahi thi, isliye balance khatam
ho gaya ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
agar aap software install karte
waqt Next-next click kar ke bina
dekhe add-ons install karte hain,
toh ask tool bar ke search box
me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
Mumbai me rehkar"OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!"type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aaye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe
"halkat jawaani"gaana bajaake
naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain
--------------- -------------- --
agar apne dosto ko chhod ke aap 24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse
rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke
hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!
Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone lete ho aur $1 cost ki wajah se
Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi
kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
Itna Faadu msg padne ke baad bhi
agar isse Like & share nahi kara to
kasam facebook ki AAP ............... .........
Wednesday 17 July 2013
Faddu joke
PAPPU -: kesi ho...??
Girl: fine
.
PAPPU: missing me..?
Girl:-
.
PAPPU: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:-
.
PAPPU: aaj kaisa din guzra...??
Girl:-
.
PAPPU: busy ho...??
Girl: umhm
.
PAPPU:Koi pas hai...?
Girl: kaha na nahi :@
.
PAPPU: To gadhe ki bacchi saali jaban se
kuch bak to sahi, apne baap ki shaklay send
kr rahi hai,
Girl:
PAPPU -: kesi ho...??
Girl: fine
.
PAPPU: missing me..?
Girl:-
.
PAPPU: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:-
.
PAPPU: aaj kaisa din guzra...??
Girl:-
.
PAPPU: busy ho...??
Girl: umhm
.
PAPPU:Koi pas hai...?
Girl: kaha na nahi :@
.
PAPPU: To gadhe ki bacchi saali jaban se
kuch bak to sahi, apne baap ki shaklay send
kr rahi hai,
Girl:
PAPPU RocK....Girl shock
Solid Bezti
Pappu & Ladki standing on the bus stop:
Pappu to ladki: nice lipistic
ladki : thanks
Pappu : nice top & jeans
ladki : thanks
.
Pappu : nice ear-ring
ladki : thanks
.
Pappu : nice neckless
.
Ladki : thank u so much BHAIYA:)) .
Pappu: kamaal hai fir bhi bilkul chudel lag rahi ho:D;);)
Pappu & Ladki standing on the bus stop:
Pappu to ladki: nice lipistic
ladki : thanks
Pappu : nice top & jeans
ladki : thanks
.
Pappu : nice ear-ring
ladki : thanks
.
Pappu : nice neckless
.
Ladki : thank u so much BHAIYA:)) .
Pappu: kamaal hai fir bhi bilkul chudel lag rahi ho:D;);)
Thoko likes Pappu ke liye
Pappu jokes
Pappu :- Teacher can I go to the
bathroom ?
Teacher:- ( correcting him ) "MAY" I
go to the bathroom ?
Pappu :- Miss , plz aap baad me chale
jaana ,
mera nikker me hi nikal jayega .
bathroom ?
Teacher:- ( correcting him ) "MAY" I
go to the bathroom ?
Pappu :- Miss , plz aap baad me chale
jaana ,
mera nikker me hi nikal jayega .
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